So
we went and played lazer tag the other day, and my team was suddenly
overrun by a group of young boys (7-10 yr olds). So we planned an
"attack" on their level, and all had retreated but one child. So I came
around the corner, pointed my lazer gun at him and said "ALL your
friends have deserted you. You're ALL alone. What are you going to
do?!" . . . . He started crying. And then I felt really bad, and
hugged him and said "I'm sorry, honey. I didn't mean to scare you.
I'll protect you.". . . . So, basically, . . yeah. . . I laughed about
it later. I made a kid cry. But BOY, would I make a crappy soldier.
If the enemy cries, I go soft on 'em.
