Fun thoughts and quotes

--Words of wisdom from my 5 year old= T: "Mom, you know how I make friends so easily?. . .Well, everyone just keeps joining and joining to BE my friend!" -Feb 28, 2012

--"My thought for the day: I love my home so much better when my soldier is in it. . . But in the meantime, I will be happy in knowing he loves it more here as well . . ." --Feb 27, 2012

--Uncle Josh:" I saw this on a card today, and it made me think of you. :) "I always wanted to invent something that would move around & make funny noises & would change the world as we know it & I forgot all about that until we had kids & now I see I came pretty close." :-) - Feb 19, 2012

--"Cigarettes are like squirrels. They are completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire."

--Things that scare my children to death, SO make me laugh sometimes: Like baby Angela, who just picked up our remote, turned on the TV, and proceeded to turn the volume (on the static channel), ALL the way up. She dropped the remote, bolted, and cried in terror. I laughed. . . . (Do you think my kids will need therapy later? ha ha) - Feb 1, 2012

My 10 year old (Adam) told an AWESOME joke yesterday. "What's black, and white, and red, and blue, and green, and purple?" "A lady wearing a white and red dress, that's climbing a black flag pole, wearing a purple hat, and a blue scarf, and carrying a green flag." Ha ha. I serioulsy laughed and laughed as it kept going and going. I did NOT see that coming. It opens a whole new REALM to jokes in our house. - Nov. 28, 2009

--My 3 year old (Timmy) just told a friend. "Oh yeah? Well MY Dad can lift up my sister with his pinky!" (We may have to test that theory, in 11 DAYS!!!) - Oct 28. 2009

--out of the mouths of babes. My daughter (BK) looked at a paper from school that talked about H1N1 and said "Mom, what's a Hiney shot?" :-) And when taking my 3 year old (TE) to the chiro today, he said "But mom, if he touches my neck, my head will fall off, like with a knife!" (I think his dad/ chiro has been gone too long. .. . ;-) - Oct 24, 2009

--I asked my 3 year old today (Timmy) if he wanted to talk on the phone to his Dad for a little bit. He said "No mom. I want to talk a BIG bit!" :-) I just love him! - Oct 12, 2009

--Thought for the day "Except For Ending Slavery, Extermination, Fascism, Nazism, and Communism,WAR has Never Solved Anything." - Oct 2009

--my 3 year old (Timmy) was explaining to me this morning that Grandpa is bigger than his Daddy, because Grandpa's house isn't as tall. . . . .I SO love the logic of preschoolers. - Oct 8, 2009

--conversation with my Timmy. Me "Did you take those cookies?" T: "Yes Mom, they were so yummy." Me: "You need to ask before you take something, okay? " T: "But Mom! It was just an accident!" I love it! :-) - Sept 28, 2009

--Isaac did the lesson for FHE tonight. SO he started out with him acting out charades of animals and then taught us that we shouldn't shoot birds with sling shots (I'm glad I know that now) He also made badges for us that said "Don't kill birds". great night! - Sept 29, 2009

--my LOL moment of the day: "I have no respect for gangs today. They just drive by and shoot people. At least in the old days, like West Side Story, the gangs used to dance with each other first." - Sept 2009